hey... i'm ghoul... i guess you already know that.

I'm 21. Capricorn. Single. 6'5" last I checked. chronically hate the world. can't gain weight no matter how much chinese takeout i eat. Homosexual faggot dyke thing. if you got a problem with that you should probably stop reading now.

don't ask me what my real name is. "ghoul" isn't some online internet persona, everyone calls me ghoul. my friend, my mother. my teachers. everyone. it's my name.

i'm the world record holder for speedrun times in 19 different games (helter skullton's wicked adventure, daniel leckton's bad day, nightmare XIV, packpuck boy, and dynamite stampee-do to name a few). playing games is the only thing i'm good at really.

you might've seen me on tv, well, if you watch the morning news on a monday. they had me do a couple interviews after i beat my own high score on world of game changer 5 years in a row.

i kinda liked doing the interviews but once i turned 18 and stopped being a child prodigy, no one cared anymore. now they only talk about me on ivsports forums. ghoulietbat is my username by the way. ghoulie the bat.

fuck... this is so stupid... why am i introducing myself...